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February 28, 2005

Batman The TV Show

The Case of the Joker's Boner

KAPOW! occurs 50 times, which makes it the most often used sound effect graphic used in the old 1960s Batman TV series. Coming in second on this wonderfully compiled list is that old standby POW! with a respectable 49 times. Not far behind is ZAP! with a 42 count. There's also a list of cameo celebrity appearances, plus a whole bunch of bat-details and minutiae for your surfing pleasure. A bunch of batvideos can be seen here, including Burt Ward's screen test with Adam West in a Batman Year One style insignia on his chest.

February 27, 2005

Weekend Poster Feast 5

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Weekend Poster Feast 5. Have Negligee...will travel...! Meet Mari Lou... the blonde on fire! Meet Mari-Lou...Once she starts she can't stop... Mari-Lou...Hiway Pick-Up...She Couldn't Resist Men...Any Man! Kathy Marlowe...That Girl on Fire Who Starts In Where Mansfield and Monroe Leave Off!

Just some of the taglines for the wonderfully titled Girl with an Itch (1958), a tawdry potboiler of a b-movie taken from a paperback from the bottom of a squeaky book rack. I really don't know anything about this movie, except that it features Robert Armstrong, who played Carl Denham in King Kongand Robert Clarke, whose been in tons of cheap horror flicks from The Astounding She Monster, The Hideous Sun Demon, and Frankenstein Island. And I really haven't any information on the aforementioned Kathy Marlowe, except that she apparently came out in Phil Karlson's The Phenix City Story, which I remember as a pretty good gritty film about a totally corrupt city in Alabama. The poster has a certain old school prurience that seems innocent nowadays, almost sweet. You can get a fridge magnet with the poster's image. If you're really interested, Something Weird is selling the film in VHS.

Click on the image for a larger version. 326K.

February 25, 2005

Chess In The Cinema

The Seventh Seal

What do the films The Seventh Seal, 2001, An American Werewolf in London, Monkey Business, and The Abominable Dr. Phibes have in common? They all feature scenes with chess playing. These films, and many, many more, are featured in the Chess In The Cinema site, which exhaustively tries to list every movie with a scene featuring either chess playing, or even a chessboard. They have a count of 604 so far, and I'll be damned if I could find one that they've missed.

February 23, 2005

R.I.P. Simone Simon

Simone Simon

Another loss in the film world. French actress Simone Simon died today in Paris at the age of 93. She is best known for her role as the enigmatic and troubled Irena Dubrovna in Val Lewton's 1942 production of Jacques Tourneur's Cat People. It's an intriguing film, cast in pools of light and shadow, thick with mystery, and handling the subtexts of female frigidity and sexual awakening with a deftness that films of that time just didn't approach (unless it was a low-budget horror movie). Simon's performance was a key part of the movie's success. Her Irena is soft, vulnerable, perhaps ingenuously earnest; but behind her pretty and exotic eyes, as she melts into the shadows, we can sense her rigidly held surface melting as well, failing to keep the beast in check.

Hollywood was just a small part of her career. Simon starred in Jean Renoir's La Bête Humaine in 1938, and in Max Olphuls' La Ronde and Le Plaisir in 1950 and 1952 respectively. She retired from the movie industry in 1956 and, for nearly 50 years, presumably never looked back.

The Quatermass Restoration

A very interesting (and technical) piece on the restoration and eminent DVD release of the classic BBC productions of Nigel Kneale's Quatermass teleplays. A lot of care has been given to the these old '50s kinescopes, and it looks like it'll be a nice presentation. Hopefully, a Region 1 release is in the works.

February 22, 2005

R.I.P. Dan O'Herlihy

Luis Bunuel's Robinson Crusoe

Lost among the obituaries of the past week was the passing of 85 year old Irish actor Dan O'Herlihy. O' Herlihy built quite a list of credits. He made his film debut in Carol Reed's Odd Man Out, and made his splash in Hollywood playing Macduff in Orson Welles' Macbeth. He may be more familiar to some as the "Old Man" in the RoboCop films, and as a reptilian extraterranean in The Last Starfighter. He was also in John Huston's swan song The Dead.

O' Herlihy is probably best known for his title role in Luis Buñuel's Las Adventuras de Robinson Crusoe, for which he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor in 1954 (although the film was shot in 1952). The movie was a first of a many things for Buñuel: his first color film, his first all-English language film, and his first to receive an Academy Award nomination; and Robinson Crusoe may seem, on the surface, atypical for Buñuel, but it contains many touches that are exclusively Buñuel: the erotic charge when Robinson sees the fluttering wind tossed garments on the scarecrow, and also when Friday puts on those same garments (and Robinson quickly tells him to remove them); the theological discussion between Robinson and Friday in which Robinson fails to convince the pagan Friday of the moral superiority of Christianity. What also makes the film is O'Herlihy's performance, and the transformation his character takes from being a callous slave trader to a man overwhelmed by loneliness, from a man who sees Friday as a servant, and then as a comrade, then as a friend. It's a remarkable performance, especially when there are many scenes where it is just O'Herlihy, the beach, the jungle, and the camera.

My favorite O'Herlihy role may be that as General Warren Black in Sidney Lumet's Fail Safe (usually dismissed as the overly serious flipside to Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove, but is just as good, in my book, and may even be better after Strangelove's time worn jokiness wears off). O'Herlihy pays a dovish general who is ordered to make the ultimate sacrifice at the film's chilling climax. "There's nothing more to be said," he says coldly, muffled by a black oxygen mask in the cockpit of the B-52. He then recites his last orders and performs his last act, horrible and unimaginable, as the rest of the crew watch, frozen in terror. We hear just the whine of the bomber's jets, heavy breathing, and these words: "The matador...the matador...."

Stars Pushing Lux

The lovely Catherine Deneuve for Lux

A small but nifty gallery of French magazine ads from 1930 to 1984 featuring some very big stars pushing Lux soap, from Hollywood beauties such as Susan Hayward and Marilyn Monroe to international film figures such as Ursula Andress, Marina Vlady, to a very lovely and feminine Simone Signoret (a revelation after only seeing her in Les Diaboliques and Curtis Harrington's Games).








February 20, 2005

Weekend Poster Feast 4

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Weekend Poster Feast 4. A stark and elegant design distinguishes this Japanese poster of Pier Paolo Pasolini's Teorema. John Waters called Teorema his favorite "art" film, which ought to give an indication of its transgressive power. Click on the image on the left for a larger version of the image. 460K









February 19, 2005

Xtreme Loonacy

Splice in generic nu-metal here

There's been much hubbub and hand wringing consternation among interweb wags about the "re-imagining" (new Hollywood speak for "remaking" or "insipid recycling") of Bugs and the rest of the Warner Brothers cartoon gang as the Loonatics. The story, if you don't know it by now, concerns a crackerjack group of superheroes doing battle with evildoers and other assorted nogoodniks in the far off year of 2772. These heroes are updated versions of the classic Warner Brothers' characters we've all grown up watching, but now drawn with sharper angles, meaner faces with bad-ass glares, and clad in black and flourescent colors. To wit, these characters are:

Buzz (Bugs Bunny): Team leader with laser and martial arts expertise
Duck (Daffy Duck): Weapons expert with built-in sonar
Roadster (Road Runner): Super speed
Spaz (Tasmanian Devil): Team muscle with jaws of steel
Lexi (Lola Bunny): Disguise expert with super hearing
Slick (Wile E. Coyote): Vehicles and surveillance; regeneration abilities

Disregarding whether or not Lola Bunny is a part of the Warners' canon, Loonatics doesn't seem especially egregious compared to other Warners' attempts to exploit and recycle their famous cartoon characters. Doesn't anyone remember Tiny Toons, Space Jam, Baby Looney Tunes or any of the crappy repackaging of old shorts linked by newly (and horribly) animated footage that came out in the early '80s? Certainly, Loonatics is an outrageous and cynical update, and yet another sign of a dearth of imagination in the major studios; but, really, is that anything new? True cartoonheads aren't probably going to watch the series, or if they're especially curious, give it a cursory look, and the series will probably fade without consequence into the fuzzy background of our consciousness. The victims of this bastardization are not so much the legacies of Chuck, Tex, Friz, and Bob, but as Amid from Cartoon Brew aptly put it, "...[the] countless modern creators out there who have ideas...who have something to say...and it's a slap in the face of every talented artist working in this business whenever a major animation studio chickens out like this. Shoving a tired rabbit down America's throat for the umpteenth time will never reap WB the rewards of giving America a great new cartoon star, an honestly-created cartoon that speaks to our time and place..."

Well said. If you're curious on how Loonatics is going to look, here's a Quicktime preview.

February 16, 2005

Mp3 Heads Up - Italian Style

A movie mp3 heads up --The Stypod, Stylus Magazine's mp3 blog has three mp3s from slassic '70s Italian horror films (well, actually two horror films, and one giallo if one wants to be pedantic), Goblin's theme from Argento's Suspiria, Fabio Frizzi's main theme from Fulci's Zombie, and, best of all, Ennio Morricone's little heard theme from Argento's The Bird with the Crystal Plumage. Good cuts all, and an excellent way to introduce yourself to the wonderful and weird world of Italian genre film soundtrack music ('70s style).

February 15, 2005

Tons of Titles

Screen capture of the main title of Adventure in Iraq

"What is it? A unique catalog of movies on video...specifically, screen captures of movie title screens!" Over 3130 titles are available on Steven Hill's Movie Title Screens Page, an incredible collection and undertaking. It's not only a snapshot history of film, but also a history of popular typefaces and graphic design, from Caligari to Alien Vs. Predator.


Posters From Egypt

The Three Satans

Here's a nice collection of Egyptian movie posters from the 1950s to the present day. The older ones are the best, as the more recent ones try to ape modern Western styles ( has movie poster art ever been worse than it is right now?)











February 14, 2005

Weekend Poster Feast 3

La Maschera del Demonio ... Click here for much larger image

Weekend Poster Feast 3. It's easy to lose oneself in the gaze of Barbara Steele. This brittle beauty found a home in the gothic opera of Italian horror films after floundering for a couple of years in the British and American film industry. Where Anglo-Saxon minds faltered in succesfully framing her unorthodox countenance, it took an Italian like Mario Bava to see in her saucer eyes and the cruel cut of her face an expression of centuries of betrayal, treachery, and perdition. One can perhaps see her as Lucrezia Borgia (the greatest role she never played), or perhaps Elizabeth Bathory. In any case, Steele was extraordinary in the dual role in La Machera del Demonio (Black Sunday), and she would never be as great again. Click on the image on the left for a much larger picture. (540K)

February 10, 2005

Jewish Movies

Here's a nice site on Jewish themed and influenced films. It's mainly a review site, but the reviews are very well thought out and well written (and there's a ton of them). On Barry Levinson's Liberty Heights: "But while this film shows in bittersweet detail what looking beyond one's culture is good for, it never questions why both boys don't fall for Jewish girls. If virtually every -coming-of-age Jewish movie didn't feature the hero always falling for a "Shiksa", I wouldn't question it either, but Jewish girls in these films are either nonexistent, or they are featured as overly aggressive (in this film, they are just nonexistent)." On the 1959 Ben Hur: "...these noble, Hollywoodized characterizations create a wider gap between the races (and the truth) when one is confronted with the way Semites really looked, and I personally think that faith is something that deserves an honest representation. I'm not trying to be "PC". If people want to believe that this Semite Jew named Ben Hur really looked like Peer Gynt on steroids, that's fine. Faith is also illusion, and this is after all just a story of one person's experience of being touched by Christ. It's metaphorical. But in my mind, as a movie, this is just a case of bad acting (Hawkins is good) and bad direction. But the Academy gave it 11 awards. What do I know?"

The site also has a nice collection of Goldwynisms. My favorite: "If I look confused it's because I'm thinking."

February 09, 2005

Don Martin Dept.

The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest -- Click here for full cartoon!

Don Martin Dept. The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest, an impossibly cruel, incredibly tasteless, and no doubt anthopologically incorrect comic strip from the great Don Martin. I picked this off of usenet, laughed out loud, and suddenly remembered how much loved Mad Magazine and especially Don Martin (and Sergio Aragones and his "marginalia" and Antonio Prohias and his fantastic "Spy Vs. Spy") when I was an impressionable tyke. More Martin stuff: The Don Martin Shrine. Don Martin Collector's Page.

February 07, 2005

George W. Bush and Hollywood

George W. Bush, Filmmaker? Certainly a stretch, but Psychotronic Video Guide's Michael J. Weldon points out an extended piece that from 1983 to 1992 Bush was on the board of Silver Screen Management, a firm that produced films for Tri Star and then Disney. Bush, of course, was never credited on any of the movies Silver Screen Management produced (he seems to a well-connected moneyman, if anything), but Weldon speculates on Bush's involvement in the process of moviemaking: " I'd love to know if GWB did anything besides lend his famous name and share in the profits of these movies. Did he help secure locations, read or approve scripts or make casting suggestions? Did he attend premieres and party with the stars?"

The films themselves? Silver Screen Management produced 74 major release features while Bush was on the board, and most of them are hardly memorable --the sort of instantly forgettable Hollywood product that used to gather dust on Blockbuster shelves in the late '80s and show up on pay channels to fill up the hole in their schedules: The Black Cauldron, My Science Project, Tough Guys (with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas), Adventures in Babysitting, Can't Buy Me Love, Ernest Goes to Camp, the shitty remake of D.O.A., V.I. Warshawski. Bush scored some hits, too: Three Men and a Baby, Cocktail, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Little Mermaid. The common thread for all these films was that these were the one of the first manifestations of creeping corporatism that now seems to run Hollywood: the high concept package deal, heavy duty marketing and focus group surveys, the gleaming perfect surface of glitz, spectacle, and sentiment. Entertainment was always a commodity in Hollywood, but in the '80s it became a science. Weldon writes: "Note how well Silver Screen Management practiced product placements, recycling (remaking French films) and outsourcing (filming in other countries)." Indeed, one can make analogies to Bush's style of politics: the spectacle, the control and marketing of image and message, product placement (Hallibuton, any one?), the manufactured edginess of Bush's maverick image, the thumbs-up platitudes. It's like some forgotten '80s movie, only it's not relegated to a 2 AM showing on The Movie Channel. It's live.

February 04, 2005

Weekend Poster Feast 2

Evil... Beautiful... Deadly...! Click here for a much larger image

Weekend Poster Feast 2. The Astounding She Monster, classic 1950s drive-in exploitation... well, at the least the poster and marketing. The actual movie itself? See here for a review and screenshots and make up your own mind to search it out. Click on the image on the left for a much larger image (350K).














February 03, 2005

Ultra-violent comix from Hong Kong

GAKK! My spleen!!

Brutally insane collection of ultra-violent hyper-gory comic book covers from Hong Kong from the late '60s to the present, from what I can surmise. The early ones are the best, if you dig the primitively surreal. Even Bruce Lee gets into the act. I don't know much about these comix, but apparently they're very popular. Found via the German blog The Crime in Your Coffee, who found it via another German blog, Scheinriese, who found it through a Chinese blog MegaroGolith2004 (with a sketchy but helpful translation from Google here). Whew!





Scans of the '60s German magazine "Film"

Google translates the German as 'The Cinema revolts itself'

Very nice gallery of scans (covers and sample pages) of the 1960s German magazine Film. From The Cartoonist, a very fine weblog.














February 02, 2005

More SF from Italy

I ROMANZI DI URANIA

More SF from Italy. An excellent collection of cover scans of science fiction magazines and paperbacks published under the Arnoldo Mondadori imprint can be found at Mondo Urania (Mondadori was also responsible for giallo fiction). If you're interested in some of the more far out illustrations, click on the Urania link on the page, and you would find scans of 1500 covers of I romanzi di Urania, alongside a synopsis (in Italian, of course) of that month's novel (usually by an American or British author).







Antonio Margheriti

War Between the Planets

Even among genre fans, Italian director Antonio Margheriti's name and reputation provokes little, if any, recognition. A simple and quick glance at his prolific filmography reveals a panoply of popular film genres, from Westerns to gothic horror, from muscle-man pictures to spy spoofs, and from giallos to sex romps. Margheriti, who often signed his films with the Anglo-Saxon sobriquet "Anthony Dawson" in order to sound more American (a common ruse in the Italian film industry), had his hand in so many genres, some may consider him a journeyman, a technician, a director-for-hire, or, less charitably, a hack. While Margheriti does have his defenders, particularly in his horror efforts such as Castle of Blood (Video Watchdog's Tim Lucas called him "The Third Man of Italian Fantasy", after gold and silver medalists Mario Bava and Riccardo Freda respectively), I feel his reputation will rest mainly on his gloriously frenetic and bizarre pop-art science fiction movies from the 1960s, a genre which had no antecedent in the Italian cinema before Margheriti pretty much built it from the ground up.

Before 1968, when Kubrick's 2001 made its grand splash and established new criteria for the portrayal of space travel on the screen, the SF space film was a hearty runt of a genre, although one whose history stretched back to Georges Melies and his Trip to the Moon. Since Melies' initial trip, other notable space movies graced the theaters like the 1924 Soviet allegory Aelita, Queen of Mars, Fritz Lang's follow-up to Metropolis, 1929's Woman on the Moon, and that fantastic mixture of hard SF and American ingenuity and optimism Destination Moon. By the early 1960s, the dawn of the space age, movies dealing with space travel had become common. The Soviets brought an element of socialist utopianism into the mix with films like Planeta Burg (Planet of Storms, which exhibited excellent special effects and design, but which also carried itself with the stodginess of a Politburo overcoat (but not too stodgy for it to be re-edited by Curtis Harrington and Peter Bogdanovich, under the aegis of Roger Corman, as Voyage to a Prehistoric Planet and Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women). Other films from the Eastern Bloc which also followed the utopian lead include East Germany's Der Schweigende Stern (known in the US as First Spaceship on Venus, and based on a Stanislaus Lem novel), and the remarkable Ikarie XB 1 (Voyage to the End of the Universe) from Czechoslovakia (which deserves it's own post!). While the SF space films from the Warsaw Pact were heavy and serious, space movies from Hollywood tended towards the juvenile with efforts like The Angry Red Planet, 12 to the Moon (which featured the photographic skills of the great John Alton), although there were good films like Robinson Crusoe on Mars which treated the subject matter with a modicum of respect, if not scientific verisimilitude.

Rivista Cosmo

Which leads us to Antonio Margheriti. While there has always been an element of the fantastic in Italian cinema, it usually stemmed from stories from antiquity and mythology (such as the peplum films which featured muscle-bound heroes like Hercules and Maciste and their laborious exploits against evil tyrants, treacherous queens, remarkable monsters), or borrowing from the previous century with the supernatural gothic horrors helmed by the likes of Bava and Freda, never did the Italians look to the future for their fantasy. Which is not to say Italians didn't have a taste for SF. After the war, science fiction stories and novels printed in periodicals such as Cosmo and, more importantly, Urania became extraordinarily popular. Mainly, these were translations of American and British SF by authors such as Asimov, Clarke, Sturgeon. As there was little appetite for home grown SF in Italy in the '50s and early '60s, so when Margheriti decided to direct his first space picture Space-Men (Assignment: Outer Space) in 1961, he took the name of "Anthony Daisies" (a strict transliteration of "Antonio Margheriti") in order to hide his nationality (a common ruse among Italian filmmakers in the '50s and '60s -- even Sergio Leone signed his films as "Bob Robertson" once upon a time). As the first Italian space film, Space-Men set an important precedent. As Phil Hardy writes in his Overlook Film Encyclopedia: Science Fiction:

"One of the strengths of even the worst of Italian Science Fiction is the visual sense of its designers and set decorators.... the space stations, moons and asteroids of Italian Science Fiction have an imaginative vibrancy about them about them that connects as much with fantasy as with the sober, however pulp inspired, Anglo-American predictions of the look of the future. When, in addition, such films are directed by the likes of babe... or, as here, Margheriti, a director with an equally keen visual style, the results can be superb."

Wild, Wild Planet

The film was made on a shoestring -- 49 million lire, which translates to $30,000, which in 1960/61 was an extraordinarily paltry sum, especially for a movie which deals with space travel and requires plenty special visual effects. Nowadays, hipsters raised on MST3K and Ed Wood's pie tins snicker derisively when Margheriti's spacemen float by on visible piano wire and the spaceship's exhaust flares like an out of control Zippo, but one should overlook these handicaps and instead focus on the manic imagination and visual flair of Margheriti's space films. Especially with the weird I criminali delle galassia (best known by it's English title The Wild, Wild Planet). Candy colored pop-art spaceship interiors, dancers dressed like butterflies, disembodied organs tremble to life, kidnap victims shrunk to the size of dolls to fit into attache cases, automatons in wraparound shades and black leather, and an explosion of red at the end.... Not great art, but pulp art at least, with the kind of unfettered imagination that is hard to find in today's overly expensive and overly marketed sci-fi extravaganzas. What could Lucas do with $30,000 (or adjusted for inflation. $300,000? Maybe he could get off his ass and make a real movie instead of a toy tie-in.

Academia gives Margheriti his props with an overly serious entry in Senses of Cinema's Great Directors database. There's also a treasure trove of images and video at the official Antonio Margheriti tribute site run by Margheriti's son Edoardo. The best things on the site are the collection of trailers of many of Margheriti's movies, plus a really cool behind the scenes look at Wild, Wild Planet shot for Italian TV.

Then there's the question of authorship of Flesh for Frankenstein (aka Andy Warhol's Frankenstein. There are proponents for both sides: Margheriti's and Paul Morrissey's. There's one thing that's certain: the breathing disembodied pair of lungs in Frankenstein are the same found in Wild, Wild Planet, designed by the great Carlo Rambaldi.